RONY "PHOTOBOOTH" ALWIN DITCHES DOCUMENTING FOR INNER PEACE

Rony Alwin, LA's celebrated photoboothing pioneer, has decided to take the plunge and step down from his venerable position at the pinnacle of the party photography pyramid to pursue a more flexible career as a yoga instructor.

Why the sudden change? After launching his most recent brainchild, the tremendously successful softcore porn site, bad-kittys.com, Alwin realized his natural talent for repeatedly eliciting identical poses from naughty felinesque subjects.

"I have discovered within myself a commanding voice that enables me to skillfully mold the nubile bodies of young girls," Alwin said last Thursday, "and a certain lovable panda. Now not only can I shape them into little cats, but also downward facing dogs and cobras."

Bad Kitties Kitty's features mildly seductive photos of hip girls on all fours, on their backs with legs raised, and face down with their chests smooshed into the hardwood floor.

Alwin is reportedly always miserable at parties, despite his frequent "thumbs up" to make us believe otherwise. Thus, the expert documentarian will be peacefully and happily relinquishing his entire enterprise, to be taken over by an automated booth, in favor of the more serene career path.

Alwin will be offering private instruction sessions in the unfurnished hardwood floors of his studio.