Wednesday, March 19, 2008

ANIMAL LOVE WINS BIG IN CALIFORNIA



The state of California has taken steps to legalize bestiality, due in large part to political activism by one very special Echo Park household. In this unusual family, members Cory Nitta, Taylor Nudo, Zak Mering, and occasionally Chad Cunningham take turns sharing the night with Stella, their beloved canine.

"This is a major victory for our lifestyle," Nitta boasts, hugging the great beast. "People have all these misconceptions about animal love, but dogs have this amazing capacity for love beyond human comprehension. It's really beautiful."

Despite their less than traditional practices, the boys are quite traditional in their religious beliefs. One look at their vast collection of displayed memorabilia reveals their enthusiasm for Christianity.

As for Stella, she seems happy with the arrangement.

"She can't get enough of our crotches," says Nudo, smiling softly to himself.

4 comments:

MAGGY LOGOW said...

ANIMAL LOVE!

Anonymous said...

hahaha the picture says it all

Anonymous said...

that last line kills me.

Emily Bliss Beal said...

HAHA!