Teddy's, the sophisticated and trendy Hollywood hotspot in the Roosevelt Hotel, founded in 1920 by primeval hipster Theodore Roosevelt, has announced plans to implement a new attraction for the masses of youngsters denied at its iron gates. Despite facing rejection from entry into the chic nightclub, which is frequented by the likes of Rosa Mercuriadis, fashion-forward youngsters gather in the lobby and on the steps outside to smoke Parliaments and stroke each other's fur coats.
David and David, key promoters for Friday nights at Teddy's, came up with the plan when they noticed the children playing Duck Duck Goose and Patty Cake to entertain themselves as their older friends danced inside. "Our hearts went out to them," they said in unison, "so we thought, 'why not give the huddled masses something to get them through the night?'"
The Roosevelt hotel has approved a plan to install gumball machines, a soda fountain, and live entertainment from local clowns, magicians, and mimes. Children will now be able to enjoy age-appropriate fun while still experiencing the thrill of a night at the Roosevelt.
4 comments:
wow. AMAZING.
someone explain this all to me
oh and if your bothering to put my full name up, i think i deserve my own articlce
LOLOL
does she ever stop ^^^^^
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