In competition with fellow child star Miley Cyrus' entrepreneurship with her Hannah Montana line in Target stores, Cory Kennedy will be embarking on her first true journey into the world of retail fashion by opening a couture line of "soiled chic" socks to be marketed at K-Mart stores across the country.
The line, called "Glumpoor," will be located exclusively in select K-Mart stores, and will sell socks inspired by Kennedy's recent eBay success story: a pair of the newly-legal it-girl's dirty Sparks-stained socks sold for $60 to an obsessive pedophile in Argentina.
"With her doe eyes and brown hair asunder, what tween girl could possibly resist the allure of Cory Kennedy brand socks?" said Jeremy Scott, friend and K-Mart-inspired fashion designer who often dresses the it-girl.
The socks are pre-stained on the soles in an orange/brown hue to recapture that party vibe Cory is so adored for.
The line will be marketed in Japan as well, featuring Kennedy's sidekick Maggy Rogow, who is famous there.
A special korner for the socks will also be allotted in Joyrich.
5 comments:
Clever. How do you come up with this stuff?
Maggy Maggy Maggy getting more famous by the day.
magsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! she is da bomb, diggity dig.
this is such a funny website, do a blog on maggy now and tell us who u r!!!
hahah this is fucking funny
you guys are great
Hey this is cool, but has any bodied realized all these socks will have been made in sweatshops in china?
Cory Kennedy is great but she could use her image to do so much more fucking cool stuff, you know. Why not use it for something good?
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