Totally Radd!!, completely awesome LA musical
Immediately following each of their fully righteous demonstrations of musical prowess, the band, consisting of Neil Schuh, Adam Villacin, Tyler Thacker, and Rob Banks, and Michael Gold, is swarmed by followers enraptured with the super tubular band's masculine vibrations. When these five strapping beefcakes embrace their fans, it has been reported that their muscles flex involuntarily, causing crushing of the ribs and, in many cases, crushed hearts. Over 100 cases of this have been reported.
The initial lawsuit was filed by an anonymous Oklahoma teen and soon other crushed fans followed her lead.
"It's difficult to restrain our gifts from Father Nature," stated Schuh, the absolutely stellar band's frontman and mastermind. "But we will do our best to repair the damage that has been done," chimed in Thacker. Gold nodded in agreement.
When computerist Villacin was questioned about his expectations for the outcome of the case, he simply unbuttoned his shirt.
3 comments:
DO ME DO ME NEXT!
"oklahoma fan"?
more like Danielle Reuther....
neil is not only a mastermind on stage but also in the sack
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