BOOT CAMP FOR INTERNET "IT" GIRLS BOOTS UP

Someone had to do it, and Sarah Morrison, widely acclaimed YouTube sensation and internet superstar, finally will be; the 28-year-old It Girl veteran has released plans to begin building Camp Morrison, a summer camp for young aspiring internet celebrities.

Morrison, whose unique YouTube videos convey her scintillating observations on subjects ranging from boys to internet it-girls, has created a nationwide stir with her girlish allure and erratic speech patterns. She also receives widespread attention for her juicy blog detailing her interactions with Steve Aoki, Franki Chan, anyone related in any way to them, and any tale serving to prove the point that she surely is famous on the internet.

Since her retreat into the backwoods of Pennsylvania, Morrison has been hard at work developing the It-Girl training school and sleepaway camp.

Said Morrison rapidly, "I got the idea after realizing how much clout I had on the internet. My latest protégé, Sky, started blowing up after I endorsed her! Now the world is at her feet. Underneath mine, of course."

Morrison herself will be teaching many of the core classes of the program, on subjects such as getting in with the right crowd, endearing oneself to the camera, dating party documentarians, bamboozling bouncers, and tongue-extending.

Although the official agenda has not yet been revealed, Edie Sedgwick and Jonah Hill are rumored to be making appearances as celebrity guests and potential instructors. Maggy Rogow, who is famous in Japan, will be teaching the beginners program.

BJ Panda Bear will be the camp's mascot.